Monday, November 10, 2014

Commissions

Hi there. I'm an artist. This page contains information on how to take commission.
I draw porn, comics, I'm a big fan of dashing and evil illustration.

List of thing I don't draw:
-guro, feces, urine and vomit
-little children, babies in sexual scenes. Children who looks younger than 14 y.o. I don't do it at all
-portraits of your friends and your pets. I also don't draw porn with you, your pets and your friends
-portraits of celebrities and porn with them. I'm telling you they are offended by such things
-violation where somebody cries, get hurts or terrified. (it don't cause tears of joy)
-ponies
(I had a chance to draw some crap last year and I know now that I don't like it)

List of thing I will be happy to draw:
-hentai
-everything else
-I really like rule 63, gender-bender and humanization

How to calculate commission price:
You can deal with me, I'm simple person, don't hesitate to do it. If you have little money but you really want to get a picture we can also to figure out something.
If you wrote me a letter and I didn't answer so it might fell into the spam folder or I just didn't notice it. You should write again. I apologize for any possible problems. If you have any questions or suggestions fell free to write to me on tumblr or email (monkey_slut1994@hotmail.com).

Special notes:
-I draw only in my own style. If you'd ask "draw me like Alphonse Mucha" it won't happen. I can't do that.
-I don't join to the long-term projects. Because I have my own long and laborious project.
-I do some unallowed shit *winks like a maniac* So-called lolicon and shotacon for example. But these characters should look over the age of consent in Japan (it's all very difficult in terms of legislation). Even if it's 100 y.o. elf. The cost of such pictures is doubled.
-The same goes for zoo. It's also unallowed content I can do.

How to pay:
1. Paypal. You pay me one half after I show you a sketch, After I get a half I'll continue to do your commission. When I finish I'll tell you about it and you send me other half. And then you get your picture.
2. Bitcoin. In order to send me the correct amount of Bitcoins you have to know Bitcoin exchange rate to the moment of sending them. To find out how much you should pay you need to convert USD to Bitcoin via online-calculators. Just as with the Paypal you should send me a half at the beginning and other half after finishing. The sum of Bitcoins must comply with the Bitcoin exchange rate on the day of sending funds. For example, if the day is 5th of January 2099 and current Bitcoin exchange rate is 100000000000 USD you should send money at this rate, not 6th January 2099 rate.

Contact me:
monkey_slut1994@hotmail.com
There is donate button if you'd like to feed my kitties
There is donate button if you'd like to support me with my comics  
You can learn about my comics here





commission 
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Monday, August 25, 2014

Hello. People often ask me am I dissapeared. I didn't publish anything over half a year. It's because I'm trying to work on comics. I have a lot of work. I never worked so hard before. I was going to start to post recent pictures to the Internet but the policy of some sites tightened and now I can't post some content there. The only place where I can go now is Pixiv. If you want to see the works of a certain content (we all understand what I'm talking about, doesn't we?) so you can register in the Pixiv (otherwise p-18 content will be hidden) and add me there http://pixiv.me/ulrik2013 . I'd be happy if you add me there because I don't want to change my way, I really love it and I'll be upset if you will lose sight of me again. You all know you can't just google this type of content and generally it's a controversial subject which is really better to be hidden. Therefore let's respect the feelings of pussies on the internet.
Also, I recommend you to subscribe to my twitter. I used to use facebook for publishing news, but fb can't stand links to porno (even tits) too. So you can see the links to absolutely everything and cerainly won't lose me. And I also won't lose you.
Recommend you to subscribe there https://twitter.com/UlrikBadAss
I will remind about this yet again soon.

Saturday, January 11, 2014


This is my new tumblr. Support don't respond to me so I had to make new one. Due to new strange tumblr policy I don't

think that I will need tumblr again. So I decided to use this account for hentai, sketches, doodles and other hentai

related pics. Also, I'll probably use this as a personal blog and you will see photos of my cute kitties. I won't be

able to post all my works in the tumblr. Abuse bot is so uncontrollable sometimes so he ban all blogs in a row,

especially if it has many followers. So I can't be sure I won't be banned again.

Thursday, January 2, 2014

commission (November)

tera, hentai, rule 34, futanari, futa, tera 34


news

Hello. I have some news for you.
Long continued poll come to the end. Valentina has won. But since the march of last year (when poll was started) my interests and wishes has changed. I promised the comics. I'll keep one's promise, but I'll change the plot. I mean changes are pretty big. It's post-apocalyptic dystopia now. But I promised Valentina, so she's one of main characters.

I don't think plot is so cool. It's just retrofuturistic madness with tits, power girls... and Valentina. I don't think that you'll be dissapointed. There also will be hentai issues.
Another news. I just started to make my official page. There will be complete gallery, doodles, print selling and maybe some holiday postcards. These are my plans.
This idea I've got after I was banned on tumblr and this is my third news. If anyone succeeded getting unbanned in tumblr let me know please)


Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Edgar Allan Poe

Ah, broken is the golden bowl! the spirit flown forever!

Let the bell toll!- a saintly soul floats on the Stygian river;
And, Guy de Vere, hast thou no tear?- weep now or nevermore!
See! on yon drear and rigid bier low lies thy love, Lenore!
Come! let the burial rite be read- the funeral song be sung!-
An anthem for the queenliest dead that ever died so young-
A dirge for her the doubly dead in that she died so young.
"Wretches! ye loved her for her wealth and hated her for her pride,
And when she fell in feeble health, ye blessed her- that she died!
How shall the ritual, then, be read?- the requiem how be sung
By you- by yours, the evil eye,- by yours, the slanderous tongue
That did to death the innocence that died, and died so young?"
Peccavimus; but rave not thus! and let a Sabbath song
Go up to God so solemnly the dead may feel no wrong.
The sweet Lenore hath "gone before," with Hope, that flew beside,
Leaving thee wild for the dear child that should have been thy
bride.
For her, the fair and debonair, that now so lowly lies,
The life upon her yellow hair but not within her eyes
The life still there, upon her hair- the death upon her eyes.
"Avaunt! avaunt! from fiends below, the indignant ghost is riven-
From Hell unto a high estate far up within the Heaven-
From grief and groan, to a golden throne, beside the King of
Heaven!
Let no bell toll, then,- lest her soul, amid its hallowed mirth,
Should catch the note as it doth float up from the damned Earth!
And I!- to-night my heart is light!- no dirge will I upraise,
But waft the angel on her flight with a Paean of old days!"